The Three Republics of New Tussia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Anton Schmidt I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.14 billion Tussians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nikapolis. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tussian economy, worth a remarkable 2,956 trillion Republican Denarii a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 209,089 Republican Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison officers are bribed not to take bribes, nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba, safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Tussia's national animal is the Black Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tussian Orthodox Church.

New Tussia is ranked 14,882^nd in the world and 14^th in Lands End for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,252.75 on the Gilded Widget Scale.